Purchasing this shirt for my
"Purchasing this shirt for my 32nd birthday was the best idea I’ve ever had. People stop and stare in the street. Diplomats fall to their knees and renounce their citizenships in awe. Inconsolable babies cease their tumult and commence to giggling. My skin is clearer, my joints more functional, and my waistline slimmer. Ask your doctor if Crouching Tiger, Hidden Beverage is right for you. They’ll say yes. And you should listen to them, they are doctors, after all."


